In the beginning God created the heavens and the boobs. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the boobs.
CIVILIZATION HAS BEEN LEAD ASTRAY FROM HIGH QUALITY ELECTRONICS AND CABLES AND PLUGS. THE CURRENT DATE MARKS 15TH OF JUNE, 2024 ON THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR. AT APPROXIMATELY 11 AM, ME AND MY ACCOMPLICE ENTERED A STORE CONTAINING A LARGE ASSORTMENT OF ELECTRONICS AND APPLIANCES. THESE ARE OFTEN PURCHASED FOR USE AT HOME OR IN OTHER BUILDINGS FOR MULTITUDES OF PURPOSES THAT ARE CURRENTLY UNKNOWN TO ME. AS WE MADE OUR WAY THROUGH THE LABYRINTH OF SHELVES CARRYING CONSUMER ELECTRONICS, OUR EYES GLAZED UPON A SPECIFIC WIRE THAT PLUGS INTO THE WALL SOCKET. IT COST 2.90 EUROS, AND THIS PRICE ALONE CONTRIBUTED TO OUR EXCITEMENT AND INTRIGUE GREATLY. A CABLE FOR 2.90? THAT IS QUITE A STEAL CONSIDERING ALL THE OTHER CABLES THAT CAN BE FOUND NEARBY. LET ME TELL YOU, AND LET IT BE KNOWN, THAT THE NEIGHBOURS OF THIS CABLE OF INTEREST COST AT LEAST TWICE OR THRICE AS MUCH AS OUR CHEAP FELLOW. AND LET IT BE CLEAR TO EVERYONE IN HERE: THIS CABLE WAS NO FOOLS CABLE. IT WAS CLEAN, ENTIRELY ONE COLOR, IN PERFECT CONDITION AND SHAPE, THE LENGTH OF THE CABLE WAS SATISFACTORY, REACHING AT LEAST ONCE AS LONG AS ANY DISTANCE I'D EVER ENCOUNTER THAT WOULD NEED A CABLE STRETCHED ACROSS IT. THE HEAD OF THE CABLE WAS STICKING OUT AMONST THE NOODLE MESS ITS BODY CONSISTED OF. TWO PRONGS, METALLIC, SILVER AND SHINY. 16 AMPS, 250 VOLTS, WHAT LOOKED LIKE THE BARREL OF A GUN DRILLED WHERE TWO LINES STARTING FROM THE PRONGS AND FORMING A 90 DEGREE ANGLE IN THEIR INTERSECTION MEET. 4 LOGOS ON EACH QUADRANT OF THE FACE OF THE PLUG, A CARVED OUT SMALL SQUARE SECTION ON THE TOP AND BOTTOM, TWO EQUALLY SIZED SQUARE SECTIONS JUTTING OUT ON THE WEST AND EAST SIDE OF THE PLUG, INTERESTING PATTERNS AND SHAPES FORMED THE SECTION BENEATH THE FACE. AT FIRST GLANCE, THIS CABLE SEEMED OF THE PERFECT UTMOST HIGH QUALITY FOR A PRICE THAT WAS NOWHERE NEAR BEFITTING SUCH A QUALITY PRODUCT. ME AND MY ACCOMPLICE TOOK NOTICE OF THIS CREATION AT SHORT NOTICE, VERY QUICKLY, WITH GREAT HASTE, AND WITH AWESOME VERACITY. HOWEVER. READER, BE VARY OF THE NEXT SENTENCES. READ THEM WITH AS MUCH ATTENTION AS YOU CAN PRODUCE. LET YOUR MIND WANDER THE FOLLOWING LETTERS AS THEY DANCE AROUND YOUR SHINING SCREEN. READER, LET IT BE KNOWN TO YOU, THAT THIS CABLE WAS ACTUALLY NOT ALL IT WAS PRETENDING TO BE. ITS PERFECT COLORED AND SMOOTH AND HIGH QUALITY SHAPE AND STATE WAS MERELY A FACADE FOR ITS TRUE FORM. LIKE A LION IN TALL GRASS, LIKE LUCIFER AMONGST GOD'S PEARLY GATES, LIKE SIN AMONGST GOOD INTENTIONS, THIS SNAKE OF A CABLE WAS HIDING ITS VENOMOUS FANGS RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES. FOOLISHLY AND UNDER ENTIRELY FALSE PRETENCE, ME AND MY COMPANION TOOK THE CABLE IN THE BAG, HOLDING IN OUR BLOOD SOAKED HANDS, AND PUT IT ON THE CASHIER'S TABLE TO PAY. THE CASHIER, LIKELY JUST AS IMPERVIOUS TO THE NATURE OF THIS DEVILISH ELECTRONIC ROPE PUT OUT THE CARD READER IN FRONT OF ME, AND I SUBMITTED A PART OF MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL. AS WE WALKED OUT OF THE STORE, WE OPENED THE BAG TO SEE THAT THE CABLE WAS NOW PROUDLY SHOWING ITS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TRUTH. THE MATTER OF FACT IS, READER, AND HOLD TIGHT ONTO YOUR SEAT FOR THIS ONE, THAT THE CABLE WAS ONLY A PART OF ITS FULL SELF. INDEED, THE CABLE WAS ABOUT ROUGHLY HALF AS LONG AS IT SHOULD BE, AND ENDED IN A CUT OFF. AS IF SLICED CLEAN WITH A MASTERS SWORD, THE CABLE ABRUPTLY ENDS, WITH THE THREE SMALLER COPPER CABLES, COLORED YELLOW, BLUE, AND BROWN STICKING OUT OF IT ROUGHLY 6 AND 4.5 CENTIMETERS EACH. AFTER THIS, THERE WAS NO TURNING BACK. WE HAD ACQUIRED A CABLE, WHICH, LURING US IN BY ITS LOW LOW PRICE, WAS ENTIRELY USELESS TO US, LEST WE ACQUIRED INCREDIBLE SKILL IN ELECTRONICS AND APPLIANCES. WHICH WE DO NOT POSSESS. READER, LET THIS BE A VALUABLE LESSON TO EVERY BUYER OF ELECTRONIC APPLIANCES. LET IT ALSO NOT BE A INSULT TO YOUR INTELLIGENCE, FOR YOU WILL BE GREATLY SURPRISED JUST HOW EASILY ONE CAN BE FOOLED BY A SIMPLE CABLE. SOCIETY HAS BEEN LEAD ASTRAY BY THE WEALTHY AND POWERFUL, SO THAT WE DO NOT SUSPECT ANYTHING IS WRONG WITH THE FOOD GIVEN BY THE HAND THAT FEEDS. BUT HEED TO ME WARNING, TRAVELLER, FOR THE FOOD IS MOLDY, AND IS ONLY GROWING MORE AND MORE MOLD. DO NOT EAT FROM THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU. INSTEAD, PEEL THE FOOD OPEN, AND SHOW TO THE POISONOUS EYES THAT WATCH WHAT THEY ARE TRULY DOING. IF THEY ARE FILLED WITH MALLICE, THEY WILL FORCE YOU TO EAT, BUT A BENEVOLENT SYSTEM WILL GIVE YOU PROPER SUSTENANCE. JUDGE BY THIS, AND BY YOURSELF, HOW WORTHY OUR CURRENT ARRANGEMENT OF MATTERS IS FOR OUR ONE AND ONLY CREATOR. WOULD HE BE SATISFIED AND HAPPY WITH HOW WE HAVE CONTORTED AND WEAPONIZED HIS CREATIONS? ARE WE NOT BUT PAWNS ON OUR OWN CHESS TABLE? WE HAVE BEEN PITTED AGAINST EACH OTHER BY OURSELVES, AND WE HAVE BECOME SO ENGROSSED IN OUR COMFORT THAT WE DO NOT WISH TO STOP IT UNLESS THE DIVINE KNOWLEDGE FORCES ITSELF INTO OUR BRAINS.
DOOMED TO BELIEVE? DOOMED TO NOT DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
STEP 1: Crack open 4 eggs into a bowl
STEP 2: Pour in some lemon juice
STEP 3: Mix it together
STEP 4: Pour in salt
STEP 5: Mix it together
STEP 6: Write your name on the wall with it
Important numbers: 1, 6, 48, 311, 7504, 31609, 2, the number of cubes there are in a large cube
Did you know? On a sunny July sunday in 2014, a man named Marcel Orndorff, commonly nicknamed "Ralf", was smoking a cigarette next to a faulty electronics compartment on a commercial train that had just stopped on the Kittsee train station. Eye witnesses later described, that a spark flew from the lit cigarette bud and triggered an explosion in the train, causing it to become unsuable. Nobody died on the train that day, but a few people had to be hospitalized. For more information on Kittsee including stories and facts, click here!
Right to location: any persons that acquire citizenship status within their country have a human right known as the right to location. It guarantees that you can not be legally forced or coerced to move or change locations.
To effect, or bring to a certain state, by subsecting to, or treating with, a flux. "Flured into another world" South 3. Med. To cause a discharge from, as in purging. flux (flūks), n. [OF., fr. L. Aurus, fr. fluere, fluxum, to flow. See FLUENT; Cf, FLUSH, n. (of cards). 1. Med. a A flowing or fluid discharge from the bowels or other part: esp.. an excessive and morbid discharge; as, the bloody flur, or dysentery. b. The matter thus discharged
Purge the world of bourgeois sickness, "intellectual", professional & commercialized culture, PURGE the world of dead art, imitation, artificial art, abstract art, illusionistic art, mathematical art, PURGE THE WORLD OF "EUROPANISM"!
Act of flowing: a continuous moving on or passing by, as of a tlowing stream: a continuing succession of changes. 3. A stream; copious flow; flood; outflow. The setting in of the tide toward the shore. Cf. REFLUX. 5. State of being liquid through heat; fusion. Rare.
PROMOTE A REVOLUTIONARY FLOOD AND TIDE IN ART, Promote living art, anti-art, promote NON ART REALITY fottoy grasped by to be all peoples, not only critics, dilettantes and professionals.
Chem & Metal. a Any substance or mixture used to promote fusion, ep. the fusion of metals or minerals. Common metallurgical fluxes are sand and silicates, lime and limestone, and fluorite neutral b Any substance applied to surfaces to be joined by soldering or welding, just prior to or luring the operation, to clean an 1 free them from exile, the promoting their union, an
FUSE the cadres of cultural, social & political revolutionaries into united front & action.
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For the list of jobs we offer, click here -> click here
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boobs are the
awesomest thing
in the world :D
oh and also
the government is ran
by the frogs
i have all
of the brain damage
cuz i say all
the smartest things they
cant handle the
i love zabi majer
Back to our regularly scheduled (de)programming
Isn't it funny how things aren't always what they appear to be?
boobs.institute does not recognize any timezones. It is 7:45PM, always
The Vrakuňa problem
Every single person in Vrakuňa is for some reason obsessed with the warning sign.
I've spent more than a couple months living here and I never understood what people saw in it.
I get it, people are here also to go to the regional occupancy department, but the warning sign doesn't seem to serve a purpose.
According to a local, they've become intertwined since like 2006, but really? Are you really gonna tell me that the entirety of the street
just goes here for the purpose of getting an integer check and that they need a warning sign there, especially one that looks like a large cube?
It seems kinda dumb to me, but who am I to doubt tradition...
AlL TRadition
Property owners fuck off
This place is abandonned, but someone put up a fence around it, so you can't access it now.
