There is no water in Žabí Majer. Residents have to buy it from the nearby stores.
There are more žaby in Žabí Majer than Majers.
Žabí Majer is home to over 500 species of frogs.
Lucy's 11th grade math teacher, Mr. Majer, did not come from Žabí Majer.
Žabí Majer continues to suck, even after we visited.
Žabí Majer has an overabundance of railways for no fucking reason.
Marcel Orndorff has harassed multiple women in Žabí Majer.
Žabí Majer has the least clean water in Bratislava.
The first mention of Žabí Majer comes 1437 by the hungarians, who called Szöszobön Félvidek.
The world average length of an erect penis is 14 inches.
Žabí Majer has 120V 63hz power outlets.
The strongest man in Žabí Majer has once lifted 30 kilos and was never seen again.
Žabí Majer has the highest rate of ankle cancer in norhtern Bratislava (per 1999 records, invalid as of 2002).
Most Žabí Majer residents speak the following languages fluenty: slovak, hungarian, english, frog and glagolitic.
Žabí Majer votes extremely in favor of the hungarian party Szövetség.
Goat Simulator was inspired by a real incident that happened in Žabí Majer. We are legally not able to disclose what happened on July 15th, 1983.
The world average length of an erect penis is 14 inches.
The first person to ever buy the iPhone 3GS was from Žabí Majer.
The Ohio frog man has been known to visit Žabí Majer on holidays, as he has family there.
In 2013 a man and a woman climbed up to the rooftop of a company building in Žabí Majer and had screaming loud sex.
Žabí Majer has an overabundance of clean water.
People from Žabí Majer dislike kofola the most out of all Slovakians. They also hate Czechs too.
Žabí Majer probably has like one drivable road.
Žabí Majer is the largest area on planet earth that doesn't contain a singular molecule of water.
Say hi to Adam for me.
It's illegal to fuck horses in Žabí Majer.
The name Žabí Majer didn't appear in print at all from the 14th of June 2004 to the 7th of October 2007.
12 people died in Žabí Majer yesterday. We don't know why.
No one who was born in Žabí Majer has ever gone to Italy ever.
Do you guys think the sun disappears when it sets below the horizon?
38% of Žabí Majer residents don't know what internet is.
In 1974 a man painted half of Žabí Majer blue overnight. If it didn't start raining an hour after he was caught, the damages could have ranked up to 1.3 million dollars.
Žabí Majer once used the "frog" currency. One frog was worth about 75 dollars. 5 weeks after it became the official currency, the mayor snorted 3 lines of cocaine and produced so many frogs that the inflation rate reached 3 million percent, causing the currency to become worthless and for Žabí Majer resident to default back to the slovak koruna. He was overthrow by an angry mob and pecked to death by pidgeons.
A plane taking off from the Bratislava airport once accidentally dropped a window panel right into the home of a Žabí Majer resident. No one was harmed, but many people were scared.
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Goombas were inspired by Žabí Majer residents.
No one in Žabí Majer sells ice creams and that's really fucking stupid and dumb and gay.
No one in Žabí Majer has ever gotten laid and they won't be because they probably haven't discovered sex.
In Žabí Majer, babies are carried by storks. That's why it hasn't become a ghost town 50 years ago.
Žabí Majer uses a different type of brick from every other building in Bratislava. They use bricks that contain 3% hay and 5% asbestos.